Mr XYZ wanted to change his gender so what did XYZ do?




























He go lost.




So everyone said XYZ is Miss Singh(missing). :))

How do you avoid getting cancer?


























Marry a girl not born in the period of June 22 - July 23.

How do you get dreamless nights?
















Simple, Change your name to Swapnil (swapn nil)

Why is Juhi Chawla a witch?
















Soocho........












Because she converted a house into a crocolile in the movie Darr..... (not that the name was Darr because of this witch craft).
She sings the song after converting the movie.
Chota sa ghar hai yeh magar (crocodile).....

BTTheorem: Gali=AntiGravity

BTProof:

Statement:Gali denese halka mehsoos hota hai.

hence Gali counterattacks gravity

Therefore Gali=AntiGravity

BTRiddle:what are nitrates?




















BTAnswer: usually 50% more than day rates.

BTRiddle:Who invented mango man?






















BTAnswer: R. K. Laxman. Mango man (aam aadmi- common man)

BTRiddle: What is more than power?












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BTAnswer: Adha er, pauna er, ek er

BTRiddle: Why did Zakir Hussain take sambhar in a glass and not in a katori?




















BTAnswer:because Zakir Hussain doesnt like vati (Wah Tea (marathi for katori)) he likes Wah-Taj